(Dre) Marshall... sounds like an S.O.S
(Eminem) Holy wack un-lyrical lyrics Andre, your fuckin' right-
(Dre) To the rapmobile...Let's go
(Background) Marshall!
(Background) Marshall!
(Eminem) Bitches and gentlemen, its showtime! Hurry hurry, step right up
Introducing the star of our show his name is..
(Background) Marshall!
(Eminem) You wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world right now So
without further ado, I bring to you
(Background) Marshall!

You bout to witness hip hop in its most purest,
most rawest form, flow almost flawless
most hardest, most honest known artist,
chip off the old block,
but old Doc is BACK

looks like Batman brought his own Robin.
Oh god, Sadam’s got his own Laden
wit’ his own private plane, his own pilot,
set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges

oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes.
unn unnn, yea here I come,
I’m inches away from you, dear fear none,
hip hop is in a state of nine-one one so

Chorus: (x2)

Let’s get down to business.
I don’t got no time to play around what is this?
Must be a circus in town,
let’s shut the shit down on these clowns.
Can I get a witness? Hell yea!

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles.
Gee wilikers Dre, holy bat syllables
look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I’m gone.
Time to get rid of these rap criminals

So skip to your lou while I do what I do best.
You ain’t even impressed no more, you're used to it
flows too wet, nobody close to it, nobody says it,
but still everybody knows the shit

the most hated on out of all of those who say they get hated on
in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much,
they make it all up, there’s no such thing,
like a female with good looks, who cooks and cleans

it just means so much more to so much more
people when you’re rappin’ and you know what for
the show must go on.
So I’d like to welcome y’all to Marshall and Andre’s carnival,
c’mon! Now…..

Chorusx2

Let’s get down to business.
I don’t got no time to play around what is this?
Must be a circus in town,
let’s shut the shit down on these clowns.
Can I get a witness? Hell yea!

its just like old times, the dynamic duo, two old friends,
why panic, you already who’s fully capable,
the two caped heroes,
dial straight down the center eight zero zero

you can even call collect,
the most feared duet, since me and Elton
played career Russian roulette
and you never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat,
people steppin’ over people just to rush to the set

just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely,
ease over these beats and be so breezy
Jesus how can shit be so easy,
how can one Chandra be so levy?

turn on these beats, MC’s don’t see me.
Believe me BET and MTV
are gonna grieve when we leave,
dog fo’ sheezy.
Can’t leave rap alone the game needs me

till we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains.
Nothing but clowns down here
but we ain’t fuckin’ around round here,
Yo Dre….
(Dre) what up?
Can I get a hell yea now?
(Dre)Hell yea

Chorusx2

Let’s get down to business.
I don’t got no time to play around what is this?
Must be a circus in town,
let’s shut the shit down on these clowns.
Can I get a witness? Hell yea!

So there you have it folks,
Marshall has come to save the day
back with his friend Andre,
and to remind you that bullshit does not pay
because Marshall! And Andre are here to stay
and never go away until our dying day
until we’re old and gray Marshall!
So until next time friends
same blond hair, same rap channel,
good night everyone thank you for coming
your host for the evening… Marshall! Oh…